The Lagoon

 

Choose ten of your favorite characters from a cartoon/anime/other in random order WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE GOD DAMNED QUESTIONS FIRST and fill them out.

 

1. Alvin

 

2. Arkhie

 

3. Anthea

 

4. Kasey

 

5. Maxie

 

6. Erik

 

7. Hunter

 

8. Conan

 

9. Eugene

 

10. Raspy

 

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1) Which would you rather choose, Six/Three or Six/Ten?

... Erik/Anthea. Because Raspy is just freaking creepy. Also: Anthea would probably take pity on him and give him a break aka nice dinner a movie and money for a hooker WITHOUT THE COMMITMENT OF A REAL RELATIONSHIP aw snap.

 

 

2) Do you think Seven/Two will ever happen?

Well, considering Khi is Hunt's dad... NO.

 

 

3) Have you ever read or written Four/Five?

... ... ...

D8

 

 

4) Nine and One are getting married. How does Eight react?

Why are all these men. Also. Eight would be the fucking flower girl because Conan has a weird sense of humor. 8(

 

 

5) Write a plot for a Two/Ten fic.

Raspy in the jail cell with the chloroform.

 

 

6) How would Nine announce to Seven he/she's pregnant, and what would Seven do/say?

Hunter says HOW BABBI FORMED??????????

Also why is my grumpy old man pregnant. WHO DID THIS.

RASPY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CHLOROFORM--

 

 

7) Does the pairing One/Two exist? How about Three/Five?

Alvin/Khi, no. Alvin is too quiet for Khi to even realize he exists. Aaannd... Anthea wouldn't touch Max with a 30-foot pole. >8( Grody old man.

 

 

8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "Eight and Two are about to get married when suddenly Three admits his feelings for Two. Two decides to leave Eight and gets married with Three. Eight, inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with Eleven and Six and in the end, finally realizes his true love is and has always been Five." Would anyone read this?

First -- there is no eleven so I rolled a die and it turned up Kasey. I'm fucking serious.

SECOND... wow. Uhm. Wow. Yeah I'm pretty sure everyone would read it because it is tragically close to canon enough that no one would notice we are on crack. )8

 

 

9) Is Six/Seven okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire?

Erik/Hunt is okay BUT ONLY in sense that Erik is Hunt's babysitter. >8( Erik is not a grody old pedo like SOMEONE.

 

 

10) Four takes Two out on a romantic dinner, and One comes and ruins it. Write about that.

I can't because Kasey would never take Khi out to a romantic dinner (maybe a romantic fuck??) and Alvin would be too busy sitting in a corner somewhere because HE SCARED OF PEOPLE. But if I could fix the DINNER part the closest I can think of is Khi and Kas were fucking on Alvin's back porch while he was messing with the lights. OOP.

Too bad Alvin would promptly die upon seeing them nude. Poor shy ikkie lil bastard.

 

 

11) Who would Seven rather get together with? Ten or Three?

Hunt would sooner "get together" with Anthea 'cause Raspy is a pedo and Khi/Kas/Erik/Anthea/Alvin/Max/Conan wouldn't allow it. Also Aunt Anthea is much more fun to hang out with because molotovs.

 

 

12) Would Nine and One make a good couple?

... no.

 

 

13) Listening to the song "You Belong With Me", write a story for a love triangle with Ten/Two/Eight.

Raspy, Khi and Conan were drunk one night and had a threesome. Upon waking up in the morning they realized Raspy was a grody old pedophile, so they shot him in the face, rolled him out the window, slammed several bottles of tequila each and commenced fucking the ever-loving shit out of each other again THE END.

 

 

14) Is there such thing as Six/One or does not compute? 

... HAHAHA aww. Erik/Alvin is tragically cute. Dammit. Erik may be afraid of rejection and people but Alvin is afraid of leaving his house practically. That would be hilarious. LOOK ERIK YOU AREN'T THE MOST SHIT-TERRIFIED PERSON ALIVE.

 

 

15) Would you read/write a Six/Three/Ten or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now?

Erik/Anthea/Raspy... I want to kill you right now. 8|

 

 

16) Is Two/Nine canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was?

Khi/Eugene is far from canon-- they aren't even in the SAME canon. But if it waaasssss... I would be concerned about Leash's health because that pairing sucks hardcore.

 

 

17) Three finds Four lying on the gound, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that.

Anthea pops over to Kasey's house for a visit and finds her laying there bleeding all comatose-like on the floor. Assuming she is on the rag, Anthea picks up her shit and leaves like the good person she is.

 

 

18) Everyone is against Ten/One and want every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- Raspy/Alvin is terrifying. D8

 

 

19) Nine walks in on Five and Three getting it on. What does he/she do? Write about that.

Eugene walks in on Max and Anthea getting it on, wonders what a couple of lesbians are doing on his fucking lawn and proceeds to spray them with the garden hose while screaming.

 

 

20) Rant about the idea of Six and Nine getting together.

RUN ERIK. RUN FAR FAR AWAY. EUGENE WILL ONLY BEAT YOU AND CALL YOU A FAGGOT LIKE YOUR FATHER DID. RUUUNN.